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I realize at 28 I'm not as smart or together as I thought I was. This is a sobering realization. I think.

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The Jackass Chronicles

Summer of my discontent

� Tried to become friends with the ex without realizing I wasn�t even close to being ready for that

� Coming to above realization at 4am and calling ex to tell him this IMMEDIATELY and incoherently

� Threw corned beef hash at a parked car because I didn�t �like how it looked�

� Lost all sense of propriety and decorum with father�s colleague�s son

� 5 year college reunion (don�t remember most of that)

� Made out with a 21 year old idiot wearing a Santa hat in July at a bar in my hometown IN FRONT of my friends from the city

I�m sure there�s more but that�s all for now. I will update as memories surface.

Or not.

In the meantime, try and figure out what all of those have in common.