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The Jackass Chronicles

Go Sam!!!

Make sure you watch "The Apprentice" on NBC tonight. It's on right after "Friends". It's a Mark Burnett show with Donald Trump trying to find an apprentice (duh) out of 16 hopefuls.

One of my best friends from college is on it. His name is Sam. He's a teeny, dramatic, funny Jew.

You'll love him. Trust me.

Also, I have tried to break up with The Guy twice now. My resolve crumbles each time b/c he has really good reasons for me to not do this. Either I really like him a lot, or I'm really bored. Meh.

Best thing overheard during one of these break ups: "But you'll break up with me and I'll still feel the way I do about you now but I won't be with you anymore. Then what am I supposed to do?"

Funniest thing I've heard in a long ass time.