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The Jackass Chronicles

Asshat

Why would you think I would want you to come over and watch a really boring basketball game tonight?

Why would you say, "so, uh, what are you doing tomorrow?...cause there's this basketball game on, but I want to see you too...I'll come over. It's at 8."

YOU KNOW BASKETBALL IS THE ONE GAME I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STAND TO WATCH.

Stop acting like I'm a ball and chain. I would have so much more respect for you if you just said, "hey, I'm going to watch this game tomorrow. Let's get together Wednesday night," instead of this insipid pussyfooting around.

Why am I still dating you?

"Listen tardpants, Michigan sucks, I'm hot and you need to pull your head out of your ass and actually treat me like a girlfriend"



said jerrykelly at 11:51 a.m. on March 16, 2004