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I realize at 28 I'm not as smart or together as I thought I was. This is a sobering realization. I think.

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The Jackass Chronicles

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I think something is dreadfully wrong if that short brown haired girl from "Boiling Point" doesn't have a successful acting career. She is so good.

I'm pretty sure that 3 hours of Law and Order:SVU rocks.

I think Law and Order: CI sucks.

I'm pretty sure it's a good thing I didn't dropkick Porky down my street Friday night.

I think God likes to torture me by having the hottest guys walking to work right as Porky squats to poop and I'm standing there in pajama pants, eye crust and unbrushed teeth.

I think it was awesome that I ran into Jon on Saturday night. Not awkward at all.

I wonder why there were fruit flies in my bottle of wine.

I think Britney looked hottest in the "Boys" video. (that song rules, bytheway)

I wonder when I'll be able to switch between chords in less than 2 minutes per chord on my guitar.

Why does everyone have to ask how old my dog is? DO YOU REALLY CARE? HE'S A PUPPY. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH INFO?

I think I had too much time on my hands this weekend.