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The Jackass Chronicles

Hallowed Ground

I'm pretty sure I want to quit my job and drop out of life and follow the PGA on tour. Like some sort of reverse Deadhead.

Golf tournaments hold some magical power over me. It's the strangest thing, but it's true. It's better than any drug I've ever done.

I thought I would die when Arnold Palmer signed my hat. Arnie! Palmer!

I got up close and personal with John Daly as he was smoking and putting. I can't even shoot pool while I smoke and here he was putting and smoking while hundreds of people were watching him.

Baseball, The Masters and hockey playoffs!?!?!?!?! I could just die right now.

If only I were going to Vegas. :crycry: I wanted to meet all you bitches.



said jerrykelly at 10:57 a.m. on April 07, 2004