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The Jackass Chronicles
Poor Porky
I really wasn't trying to be sly or weird or anything.Sorry.
YES, FINE. ALBIE IS COMING TO VISIT ME IN CHICAGO. AND I'VE GONE TO VISIT HIM IN CALIFORNIA A COUPLE OF TIMES.
There. Fine. Big deal.
He doesn't know I've outed him. Go bug him.
In other news, Porky is sick. He has bad, bad, bad diarhhea. It looks like someone spilled a gallon of chocolate milk under the kitchen table this AM. Poor guy. Sopping up puddles of liquid shit at 7am is not a good time.
So I gave him fresh water and food, figuring the poor lil' guy was dehydrated. He slurped up water and then threw it right back up again. I almost started crying for him. But I had to go to work.
I'm going home at lunch time to check on him. I'VE NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYTHING/ANYBODY AS MUCH AS I CARE FOR HIM.