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The Jackass ChroniclesWhat I Do At Workme: i am a whoremegf5: a slutty one me: that goes without saying i think megf5: i disagree me: hmmmm megf5: me: can i eat a hard boiled egg that i got this AM? me: it's been on my desk all day now megf5: um megf5: yes me: megf5: i would put it in the fridge for a little while me: but i want to eat it now! megf5: just so you can trick yourself into believing it's not rotten me: it smells extra egg-y megf5: put it in the freezer! megf5: megf5: ew me: wait, are you trying to kill me? me: should i really not eat it? megf5: no no no megf5: just eat it, you pussy me: me: are you fucking with me? megf5: i brought a yogurt to work this morning and it's still in my purse megf5: can i put it back in the fridge now and eat it tomorrow? me: seriously, i have no idea about the goodness of HBeggs that have been out all day megf5: hm me: but they don't have to be refrigerated do they? megf5: it's not like it's covered in mayo or anything me: I CAN'T TRUST YOU! me: AND THAT HURTS MY HEART! megf5: oh shush megf5: just eat it me: megf5: i'm sure you've ingested worse in the past 24 hours megf5: are you eating it? megf5: right megf5: this megf5: moment? me: no megf5: you should be me: i'm skairt megf5: it's getting more rotten every second megf5: i mean... megf5: eat it megf5: it's good for you me: me: MEG! megf5: mmm tasty megf5: seriously me: me: i;'m so worked up over this megf5: stop being such a scaredy cat megf5: wow megf5: don't eat it then megf5: see if i care megf5: just throw it away megf5: come on megf5: do it megf5: in the garbage me: me: I'M SO CONFUSED megf5: what's stopping you? megf5: ... megf5: ooh i know megf5: just eat the white me: DO YOU KNOW IF IT'S ROTTEN OR NOT? megf5: but put some 409 on it first megf5: let me do some research.. me: BUT THE YELLOW PART'S THE BEST PART! megf5: mmm..rotten baby megf5: where did you get it from? me: the fruit store megf5: home? megf5: cafeteria? megf5: the fruit store? megf5: me: hee hee me: i shelled it megf5: is it glowing green? me: nope megf5: is it pulsating? me: me: i think it just moved megf5: oh boy me: like that egg on that GROW game we were all playing megf5: you'd better shove it down your gullet quick megf5: gross megf5: that game sucked me: i loved that game! me: i mean, it was no Milki megf5: i had to cheat it was so boring megf5: (((milki))) megf5: did you eat the egg yet? megf5: huh huh? didja? megf5: EAT IT! megf5: oh shit megf5: are you dead? megf5: megf5: i blame myself me: hang on! me: i'm salting it me: me: okay, just a bite of white so far megf5: DON'T EAT IT! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: SHUT UP! me: I am so tired and hungover and stoopid me: stop fucking with me! me: mmm...rancid yolky goodness megf5: i read somewhere that anything the egg touches it will burn like acid megf5: hissssssss me: cruel, cruel miggsy megf5: i'm listening to bel biv devoe megf5: "that girl is poiiiisssssonnnnn" megf5: hey! just like that egg you're eating!
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