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The Jackass Chronicles

The Shawon-O-Meter is off the hook

The most retarded team in baseball.

How do you get twice as many hits as STL yet still lose? I'll tell you how--stupid baserunning. Wild pitches. Fighting. Mouthing off. What an embarassment.

To have the Cardinals--THE FUCKING CARDINALS--outclass you any night of the season is enough reason to hang up the spikes and give it up. What a bunch of classless hacks they are with their chin music and their wishes for Cubs to break their necks, and you made them look classy last night.

What a fucking disgrace. Wave Em In Wendell blew it again. And if Dusty trots out his son one more time and blows off a loss like Wannstedt blew off losses in the nineties, I'm going to go up there and kick him in the nuts. Live on WGN.

I'll do it.