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The Jackass Chronicles

*sigh*

I want to post, but I am afraid I have a bit of a one track mind right now and you all would be rolling your eyes at what I would be writing, so I'll just refrain from writing about what I'm thinking about. I don't even understand it anyway.

So instead, I am urging everyone to go see "Napoleon Dynamite", go to the driving range to whack balls (it's a wonderful stress reliever), drink margaritas outside in the sun, fall in love, listen to your favorite baseball team on the radio outside while you wash your car, play with your neighbor's adorable children, give your dog a bath and in general, enjoy the goddamn summer..

Oh, and also? AVOID ASSHOLE NEANDERTHAL GUYS THAT KICK YOU OUT OF THEIR APARTMENT WHEN YOU WON'T HAVE SEX WITH THEM ON THE 3RD DATE AND THEY'RE LEAVING TOWN IN 5 WEEKS TO GO BACK TO LAW SCHOOL IN PHILADELPHIA.

said jerrykelly at 5:01 p.m. on July 27, 2004