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I realize at 28 I'm not as smart or together as I thought I was. This is a sobering realization. I think.

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The Jackass Chronicles

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

What the fuck? I've been noticing it for like 3 months and fighting it. I hadn't been eating or drinking differently, but this summer the pounds kept packing on. It's totally mystifying. And then, on the morning after my bday, I wake up and my shoes don't fit? My effing shoes don't fit now? My fat work pants are tight and I swear I can hear my upper arms getting flabby.

So is this what getting older is? Super.