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The Jackass Chroniclesder.me: can we roleplay this phone call real fast?me: i'll be him me: you be me me: worst case scenario Dabs : oh lord me: COME ON! me: hullo? Dabs : *ring* Dabs : wait Dabs : we fucked it up already me: I'M HIM! me: ok me: "hello?" Dabs : THE PHONE HAS TO RING BEFORE YOU CAN ANSWER IT, YOU HUGE GIT! me: fine me: RINGRING Dabs : Um Dabs : Hi me: Hello? Dabs : Hey whatever your name is me: oh! hey! what's going on? Dabs : not much Dabs : i was just doing laundry and i found an errant sock me: (am i retarded?) me: (oh yeah!) me: oh yeah! Dabs : you or him? me: i think i did leave my sock at your place! Dabs : umm (awkward pause) me: how was your weekend? Dabs : pretty good Dabs : went to the movies and visited the family me: nice! Dabs : this is the dullest conversation ever me: what movie? Dabs : i don't know! me: KEEP GOING me: i me: am Dabs : oh wait - The Machinist! me: peeing me: myself me: Is that the one with the dude that got really skinny? Dabs : yeah! he lost like 60 pounds or something! me: crazy! me: I once knew this guy who had such a concave chest he could eat cereal out of it! he'd pour milk in it and everything! Dabs : :shocked face guy: Dabs : :shocked face guy: Dabs : you know a lot of freaks me: I went home with you, didn't I? Dabs : i forgot who i am Dabs : i'm you, aren't i? Dabs : did you just call yourself a freak? me: crying me: gasping Dabs : :D me: you called him a freak me: you're me Dabs : i may not be smart enough for this game me: can't breathe Dabs : :D me: yeah, i went to school IN SEATTLE with that guy Dabs : so anyway, i was going to go watch MNF with some friends, but it got cancelled Dabs : ... me: oh yeah? me: should be a good game! Dabs : yeah, i'd really like to see it me: You think Farve will pull it out tonight? Dabs : i hear the Wilmington Tigers have a really good offense or something me: um yeah Dabs : ( I DON'T KNOW FOOTBALL) me: so would you maybe want to get together or something this week? Dabs : whew! Dabs : sure, that sounds good me: okaaay... me: um, I'll call you like wednesday or something? Dabs : oh lord me: (noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!) Dabs : i am going to castrate you! me: whoa! me: can i have my sock back first? Dabs : YOU CAN USE YOUR SOCK TO STORE YOUR TESTICLES me: wait! me: there's this movie I want to see me: it's about gay german boys in the weimar period me: have you heard about it? Dabs : I LOVE GAY GERMANS! me: ME TOO! Dabs : AND THE WEIMERANNER PERIOD! me: let's see if we can get tix to that Dabs : it just so happens i have 2 tickets to that! me: awesome! me: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd SCENE! me: that's probably about as well as it's going to go Dabs : jesus god, that was retarded Dabs : that may be the most retarded thing i've done so far this year Dabs : it's hard, damn it! me: AND IT'S ONLY OCTOBER! Dabs : i know! me: the cereal anecdote threw you off, didn't it? Dabs : it really did |
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