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The Jackass Chronicles
Baseball--SHOCKER!
Julian Tavarez--you may be the biggest douchebag dirtbag ever. Good luck cramming your hand into your glove, buddy, you may have cost your team the World Series with your temper tantrum. AND I'M SO SURE YOU COULD HAVE TORN THE PHONE OUT OF THE WALL, you skinny, pockmarked goon.Johnny Damon--could your bat be any colder? Nice pop-up bunt.
Francona, why would you have Ortiz try and steal a base when the game is tied? He's fat and slow. It's seriously appaling how similar the Cubs and Sox are. Truly.
I predict that the Sox will battle back only to lose due to some freak ocurrence in Game 7. Like Bill Mueller's eye will pop out of his head. But even that's probably not freaky enough.
In other news, I am leaving for Argentina in 4 days! I am nervous, but all I can do is hope for the best. I just hope my Spanish comes back to me and that no smarmy Argentinian businessmen try to fleece me while I'm just trying to do my job.
I went on a date with a lawyer who has the same name as my dad and grew up on a farm. None of this would be happening if I lived in Canada.
I wonder if I'll be able to find baseball in Buenos Aires...