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The Jackass Chronicles
At least they smell nice
I need help. I get flowers at work and I am so embarassed-annoyed-PERTURBED. Worst-they couldn't find my cube so I had to walk to the lobby and sign for them and then carry them back up here myself. I wasn't even going to tear the paper off of them because my floor is as silent as a tomb, but the new girl saw me and squealed, "you got flowers?!? AWWWWWWWWWWWW!"Ok, she's never being put on one of my jobs.
So she actually follows me to my desk and starts asking the questions I hate. Why do people think it's okay to ask you all sorts of personal questions just b/c you have flowers on your desk? I don't want to talk to my 43 old male boss about who the flowers are from. DON'T ASK!
My face was burning. The way I see it, guys sending you flowers at work is tantamount to him coming to your office, lifting up his leg, and peeing all over your woman's desk. It's territory marking at its worst.
Instead of flowers on a Monday morning, how 'bout you just don't act like an assclown on Saturday night, mmkay?