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The Jackass Chronicles

tinybiteydog

I know it's cliche, but I had no concept of how much work a puppy is. BUT HE'S SO CUTE!!!!!! And he's practically housebroken. And he sleeps a lot. So I can overlook the fact that all he does is bite bite bite bite bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite.

All the tricks to startle him or make him stop biting only further encourage him. I am at my wits end. I can't even hold the little guy. bitebitebitebite. I put that bitter spray on my hands and feet and it stopped him from biting my feet but he just licklicklicklicklicked it off my hands and then continued biting.

But the adorable things he does in between bites make it all worth it.

I now understand why Dads are so happy to go to the office when they have a new baby. I was dreaming about going back to work on Wednesday. A quiet office full of grown ups was a dream come true.

Excuse me, I have to go slather my hands in Bacitracin.

said jerrykelly at 9:13 a.m. on February 26, 2004