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The Jackass Chronicles

I love that little chickenfucker

Thanks to that little chickenfucker, I met the cutest, tallest, dimpleiest, well-bred, edumacated, practically-from-the-same-hometown guy EVER.

Porky and I were outside and this guy walks by and I'm all, "ooh, I think that guy was cute. Too bad I'm all sick and greasy haired and in my pajamas at 8pm"

He walks back and goes, "I've wanted to say hi and pet your dog forever but I never have" So we start talking and stuff and he's all, "did I interrupt your walk?"

"We were just setting out for our walk"

"Want some company?"

*marvels at his swooniness*

So we had a nice walk and I'm still mega-embarrassed by my appearance and also by the fact that my special needs dog keeps wrapping the leash around this guy's legs and almost causing him to tumble on more than one occasion (did I mention how nice and tall he is?)

Anyway, he lives right next door to me and hopefully we're going to watch hockey together this weekend.

CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR ME, PEOPLE!