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The Jackass Chronicles
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Well. I didn't have to see 911 or Dokken. It was a fantastic date. Just fanfuckingtastic. Effortless and fun. He said to me, (one more than one occasion) "I don't know whether to kiss you or punch you." :smileyguy: To me, that's the hallmark of a great date.He's smart without being in your face about it, he's funny and down to earth. I don't think I should have mocked his shoes the way I did, but they were hecka ugly. Brown and orange Sauconys? Dress like you been there before, son. Dress like you've been there before. I whomped him at pool, 2 out of 3 games and he throughly enjoyed Carol's, the skeevy country-western bar that I love. It really was a perfect date.
Too bad he goes to law school in Philly and is only here for an internship for the summer.
Perhaps it's better this way. I'm sure I'll hate him within a month and be so annoyed by him I'll want to claw my eyeballs out.
It's my MO, don't you know...
ETA--It already happened. He lasted 2 dates. :bored: