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The Jackass Chronicles

BEST IMAGINARY FRIENDS FOREVER (BIFF)

Sandy called last night *swoon* (not Miss Insensitivity Sandy, Sandy as in the dreamy Canadian who lives 413 miles away from me.)

Too bad I didn't answer the phone because I'M RETARDED.

I wish Dabs and Meg lived close by so that we could hang out at someone's house tonight and I would bring beer and pot and magazines and me n Dabs would watch the Cubs and swoon and Meg would read us the latest on the Olsen twins and show us pics of Britney's white trashiest outfits.

Then we'd order pizza.

And meg would probably puke into the AC vents on my dashboard on the way home.

said jerrykelly at 12:36 p.m. on August 06, 2004